26 May 2011

High Times and the Study of Dreams



Another concept album from Cunninlynguists with stunning album art? I must smoke to thi- oh wait I did.

Story time! 
You know how when speakers are only half plugged in, the sound that comes out seems stripped of the essential layers of musicality that make it a listenable song? Well that happened to the Count and I when we decided to put this album on, and my God was that first track terrifying. The next day I ran the song through some effects on Audacity and came up with a pretty accurate version of what we were listening to. Basically, we found ourselves listening to this for what felt like hours. Yeah, we thought it was just static at first too, but when we couldn't fix it we were resigned to believe that what we were hearing was exactly what the fellas at QN5 wanted us to hear.

So I tried to rationalise it. 

It's an album about fucking dreams, from the guys that brought us this gem - of course they knew what we'd (heh) do before listening to the album. They put this track in to trip us all the fuck out! But after about the fifth bout of the creepy chanting chorus fading in and out of the track (and my consciousness following suit), we had a sneaking suspicion that something was up. Then, by sheer accident or act of divine will, the Count kicked the speakers, somehow accomplishing what we had failed to do intentionally - fix the damn speakers. All the layers of music we'd been missing out on rushed into fruition in time to hear that first beautiful drop of the 'Darkness' vocal sample in the second track.

The rest of the night consisted of two simple actions: sitting and listening.

06 May 2011

There’s just something about having your greatest virtues reduced to a biological function.

"We help those who are most related to us because they are able to pass some of our genes to the next generation."
What then about friendships or other non-genetic relationships? Or is the shared species of humanity common link enough? Then, is there really such thing as truly selfless act? Or are we really just a product of neurons firing and selfish genes? Why am I only asking questions instead of making actual meaningful comments? Is my blog really just going to be full of stolen links from reddit?

WORLD, Y U CONFUSE ME AT 3 IN THE MORNING?

29 April 2011

The Badassness of Edward Norton


He gets green when he's angry. He's a magician. He punched cholera in the ear (and bagged Naomi Watts). He's a reformed Neo-Nazi. He's Jack's smirking revenge.

And as you can see in the video up there, he can spit a hate-fuelled, all-encompassing, epiphany-causing, self-deconstructing rant with the best of 'em.

28 April 2011

30 March 2011

She pulled out her match and she burned down my home!


My pain is your pleasure but the pleasure is all mine; 
You lend me your false ear, I lend you my false lines

05 March 2011